Black Friday Deals that ROI (So Good You Might NOT Die)

Your inbox floods with tempting deals,
From attire to home appliances - each one's a steal.
Each pitch insists, “It’s the best you’ll find!”
But is it worth the clutter in your closet and mind?
I, too, have bargains—no shame to confess,
But these aren’t just gadgets to add to your mess.
They’re investments in health, a sharper brain,
A body renewed, free of stress and strain.
So, shop with wisdom, avoid buyer’s regret,
The best gift is wellness—don’t forget!
Happy hustling this Black Friday spree,
But prioritize you—you’ll thank yourself, see?

Yep, it's that time of the year. Here I'll direct your attention to the sweetest Black Friday deals that have come across my desk. (And, if you're a Biohacker ballin' on a budget and can't afford much or any of this stuff, jump to the bottom of this...)

 ​20% off with my favorite red light therapy device​ - The FlexBeam - with coupon code: earlyaccess

This device is a surprisingly simple, yet effective application of red light therapy. The advantage is that it wraps around almost any part of your body to get the medicine red light as close as possible to exactly where you need its rejuvenating effects. The FlexBeam is a more intense and penetrating red light application because of the design of the mirrored bulb housings.

What I freakin' love about my FlexBeam: I don't have to pay $9 monthly for it to continue working. It doesn't have software that needs to be updated, and I don't need to worry about Bluetooth misconnections with it. It doesn't need permission to my smartphone's location services settings, and it doesn't have a username/password that I need to keep track of. I just plug it in, flip it on, and it works.

​50% off Brain.FM - Algorithmic music for focus, sleep, meditation, and more

Years ago, I paid for a lifetime Brain.FM membership because it's THAT GOOD (and very affordable). Their sublime holo-sync style tunes are somewhat to thank for my relentless productivity and inexhaustible creativity; penning nearly a thousand articles, creating my magnum opus course for men, and two books - expect my third one, a novel, early next year!

$299 Whole Genome Sequencing with Sequencing.com

If you've thought about getting your personal genotyping or ancestry done, jump on this! What else is included...

Rare Disease Screening (15,000+ Conditions + EDS)
Carrier Screening
Cancer Risk
Autoimmune Disorders
Digestive Disorders & Gut Health

I researched the different personal genomics providers quite a bit before choosing Sequencing.com for our whole genome sequencing here in the Roseland household, check out why...

(I'm actually NOT an affiliate of these guys, just the best all-around deal on personal genotyping, I think).

15% off Infopathy devices - Mindblowing Frequency Tech - with coupon code: LimitlessFriday

For years, I've been using Infopathy to "download" homeopathic remedies into my drinking water with this device...

I estimate that it saves me at least $122 monthly on hard-to-get/pricey supplements and medicine. My subjective estimate is that the ICs have about 1/3 - 1/4 the effect of the actual supplement or drug. I surveyed other Infopathy users and they tended to agree with me, ICs tend to pack a third of the punch of the real thing.

And some are going to hate this because it's a homeopathy thing (they should look at the evidence for homeopathy). I don't blame you for being skeptical of this tech if you haven't tried it. But, if you're open to evidence check out my interview with the inventor.

PureBulk.com - The best prices on the purest supplements

In my nearly 14 years of trying hundreds of different Nootropics, anti-aging supplements, and health products this American operation really stands out for its commitment to quality. I take their stuff every day and have reviewed a number of their supplements. They haven't announced their Black Friday specials yet so no coupon code, just the best values you'll find for lab-verified pure supplements. From ascorbic acid and vitamins to keep you sniffle-free this winter to NAD boosters to keep your epigenome happy, they've got you covered with their truly compendious product range.

Double Wood Supplements - The Best on Amazon​

You're probably going to be dropping some coin at Amazon.com this season, and these guys are one of the few legit vendors of COA-verified supplements on The Zon.

​35% off at ModafinilXL (with BTC and Crypto payment)

Judging by my traffic metrics, some of you seem to really like Modafinil (while I've thoroughly voiced my concerns about it). If Modafinil just so happens to be "NZT-48" to you, this is the best deal I've seen in a while from one of the few credible sources.

Finally...

Is my course for men or the flagship Limitless Mindset program, Anakainōsis, discounted for Black Friday? No, these are never discounted as they are tremendous values as they are for the right action-takers. But, I can offer...

33% off my premium Substack membership - $56/Year Until Dec 1​

While all Limitless Mindset content will be forever on my website and video channels, I offer paid Substack memberships so you can get sunk-cost motivation working for you - if you're paying even a small amount for edifying educational content you'll take it more seriously and implement it more. Substack is a little different than this newsletter, on my Substack, you'll find my complete pieces of content; articles, videos, podcasts, and the occasional infographic. I recommend their excellent free (and ad-free) app for consuming this at your leisure.

33% of my books in the Limitless Mindset Store - Until Dec 1

Pick up my digital + audiobook packages: Either my lifehacking manifesto or my deep-dive (and deeply pragmatic) guide for the modern man on game, personal growth, relationships, and seduction. Or pre-order my upcoming novel (which includes 14 chapters of the current manuscript - you'll see, this one is going to get me even more "canceled" than I am already!)

Biohackin' on budget...?

If Bidenflation has got you scratchin' your head, wondering how anyone can even afford to Biohack these days, good news: Some of the best Biohacks are free (or very cheap). In this deep-dive presentation, I break down 33 for you. Also, sometimes, you don't need more products or information to consume - you need clarification, which can come from a conversation with a knowledgeable good listener...

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Important point

Gratitude is free. And before Black Friday comes Thanksgiving, the holiday where we gather and try to dwell on what we have to be thankful for. If you don't have some sort of gratitude practice (true spirituality, I argue) you'll forever be consumed by what you don't have. My hack for gratitude is to spend a little time every day doing it during a breathwork session. That, my friends, will make you happier than anything you frenziedly spend money on this week! So, yeah, a final pitch for happiness - it's free!