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It's naive to deny that drugs can be a shortcut to confidence.

In the past 12 years, I've self-experimented with over 200 smart drugs along with a variety of brain training software apps and mindfulness techniques. During this period I've also put in well over seven thousand hours practicing a range of social dynamics skill sets. I'm not going to lie; it's been pretty damn fun.

Over this time I've received innumerable emails and communicated with a spectrum of people suffering silently from what I think is quite likely the most insidious mental illness of our time; social anxiety. Which, believe it or not, is something I too have to deal with from time to time. The Biohacking Protocol which follows presents a novel, yet holistic approach to beating social anxiety.

You might be thinking, clubs are full of inglorious hoes! I want to meet a nice girl... Well, as I write about in my book for men, I actually met my wife in a club (and we've been happily married for half a decade now.) So don't be so closed-minded and read on...

Dancefloor game should ideally be a combination of silliness that’s going to add fun, joking banter, and sexually intentful dancing.

In the classic film Hitch, when asked about the dancing, the Pickup Artist (played by Will Smith), more or less advises his bumbling student, "no dancing." A lot of guys have taken his advice and simply ignore the dance floor.

So you're a virgin. That sucks, doesn't it!

Believe me, I understand the frustration of doing everything that you think you should be doing to finally get out of the friend zone, connect with a girl you like, and actually have sex. I have been there and lived with that monotonous frustration of sex eluding me no matter what I tried.

The world doesn’t give a damn about your personal development efforts.

Some bad news for the single men out there: no woman will ever enthusiastically give you a blowjob because you…

• Have done 20 minutes of meditation every day this week or do Dual N-Back brain training to build mental muscles and be less at the mercy of your impulses and negative thoughts.
• Suffer through cold showers every morning just to get uncomfortable.
• Have been staying up late and waking up early for the last six months working on an Entrepreneurial project that will get you out of the rat race.
• Spend three hours weekly pushing heavy metal in the gym.
• Have been taking public speaking courses to improve your communication skills.
• Your eyes hurt from studying engineering textbooks all night so that you can get good grades in your next exam and the master’s degree that you need for a lucrative professional career.
• Just dropped $300 at the mall to upgrade your wardrobe.
• You’ve chosen to read a long dense non-fiction book about some meaningful subject instead of binging on mindless Netflix shows.
• Avoid the temptation to watch internet porn.
• Read countless Pubmed studies to try to figure out how to fix your health problems.
• Have spent months learning a new language.
•  Eat your broccoli or spinach and say "No!" to all that tempting junk food.

No woman is going to say…

He’s just trying SO hard, I must have his dick in my mouth right now!

In one of the more entertaining chapters of my book for men, Don't Stick Your Dick in a Blender, I write about the bad women I've dated hoping to disabuse men learning game of the misguided notion that they should date and try to seduce any woman that they find attractive. I'll share another racy and illustrative episode from my ignoble dating history...

For flirting, banter, and building rapport en Espanol during the day or night…

I had the pleasure of living in one of the sexiest cities in the world — Medellin, Colombia for over a year.

During this time I cross-trained learning game and mastering a second language, Spanish. I also spent time in Central America and lived in Valencia, on the sun-kissed southern coast of Spain, which (by the way) is a better place to pick up chicas than Barcelona.

My wife likes to peruse the various relationship Subreddits (which we've made some hilarious Q&A podcasts out of) and apparently, there are a ton of coupled guys (in relationships) out there complaining that their women don't like to give them blowjobs. They have to beg and cajole to get a blowjob (sometimes, even on their birthdays!) After we talked about this and shook our heads at the shoddy state of men and women in modernity, she expertly gave me an enthusiastic spine-tingling blowjob before bed.

So here I'm going to share how to inspire your lady to give you great blowjobs as often as you would like along with breaking down why she might be so shy in the BJ department. And finally, I'll hit you with much-needed tough love about what you might have screwed up resulting in your suffering from a dire blowjob deficiency.

Book Review: Cunnilingus is for pussies!

Being a Tantric husband, a cunning linguist myself, and ever curious about new things to add more spice to the Roseland bedroom, I picked up this book - the book on cunnilingus. And while it's well-written and informative, it left an unfavorable taste in my mouth.

I've never been very enthusiastic about cunnilingus, I thought, maybe it's one of those things (like salsa dancing) that I'd enjoy if I actually got good at it. The book does present a very thorough guide (and I'll synopsize some of the best stuff here), but it does so in a way that myself and many (non-feminist) men will find downright unpalatable. Consider the author's Cunnilinguist Manifesto...

“To her according to your abilities, from you according to her needs.”

Inspired, of course, by the Communist Manifesto, “From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs.” As a right-thinking man, I FUCKING HATE communism - communists murdered my Bulgarian wife's grandfather in cold blood - so we're not off to a great start. My aversion to cunnilingus is probably due to it feeling submissive, the same reason that women really seem to enjoy giving fellatio. I don't look down on men who love performing cunnilingus (well, I would if I were in the same room as them while they were doing it), but it was a monumental blunder on behalf of the author to cram a lot of his feminist inversion agenda ideology into a guide to something that men naturally feel just a little uneasy about.

Book Review: Integrate the shadow of your masculinity before it drags you to hell

Lately, I've been listening to a lot of masculinity podcasts. One of them that doesn't suck is ManTalks with Connor Beaton. So I dove into his personal growth book for men, which also doesn't suck! It really lives up to the second word of its subtitle, A Practical Guide to Face Your Darkness, End Self-Sabotage, and Find Freedom. The book is about a topic I've long shied away from (for some reason)...

My wife epically trolled some confused red pillers, what it reveals...

She had an odd fixation with the AskTRP subreddit; for those who don't know this is an online "male space" - a very male space. And there's no problem with that, from golf courses to cigar lounges, men deserve their own spaces to talk as they please. But I'll earn the ire of the denizens of this particular subreddit by exposing their astounding gullibility and naivety here.