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In my book for men, I spill the beans on a bunch of relationship hacks to keep coupled life hot and sexy — and weekly sexytime roleplaying is one of them.

I used to know a real-life witch. She made me an obscene offer...

I think I was about 22 at the time, worked at swanky nightclubs, drove a brand new Maserati (yes, really), and was going through a particularly rowdy summer (I'm lucky that I didn't get anyone pregnant!)

In this very weird year, I’ve been lucky to be self-quarantined with my wife. In my new book, Don’t Stick Your Dick in a Blender, I delve into a number of relationship lifehacks to keep married life hot and sexy. Weekly we look forward to our date nights at home when we dress up and roleplay some very silly scenarios…

Gents, I hope you’re not so naive as to believe that your lovemaking skills don’t make a difference in the quality of relationship that you can enjoy…

I also hope you’re not so naive as to think that there’s no room for improvement in your lovemaking skills and that your woman couldn’t find a better lover.

A critique of Sex at Dawn and faux-edgy non-monogamy

In this podcast interview, Christopher Ryan and Aubrey Marcus joke about being called cucks. This four-letter word that is so cavalierly thrown about on the internet has layers of depth and nuance. I’ll explain why many men call them cucks and why it’s a deservedly derogatory term.

They are discussing a book that Christopher Ryan wrote, Sex at Dawn about how humans are naturally promiscuous and non-monogamous. It has a pretty obvious message humans are animals and we like to fuck. We naturally want to maximize hedonism, minimize effort, enjoy novelty and we tend to be promiscuous.

My wife likes to peruse the various relationship Subreddits (which we've made some hilarious Q&A podcasts out of) and apparently, there are a ton of coupled guys (in relationships) out there complaining that their women don't like to give them blowjobs. They have to beg and cajole to get a blowjob (sometimes, even on their birthdays!) After we talked about this and shook our heads at the shoddy state of men and women in modernity, she expertly gave me an enthusiastic spine-tingling blowjob before bed.

So here I'm going to share how to inspire your lady to give you great blowjobs as often as you would like along with breaking down why she might be so shy in the BJ department. And finally, I'll hit you with much-needed tough love about what you might have screwed up resulting in your suffering from a dire blowjob deficiency.

The world doesn’t give a damn about your personal development efforts.

Some bad news for the single men out there: no woman will ever enthusiastically give you a blowjob because you…

• Have done 20 minutes of meditation every day this week or do Dual N-Back brain training to build mental muscles and be less at the mercy of your impulses and negative thoughts.
• Suffer through cold showers every morning just to get uncomfortable.
• Have been staying up late and waking up early for the last six months working on an Entrepreneurial project that will get you out of the rat race.
• Spend three hours weekly pushing heavy metal in the gym.
• Have been taking public speaking courses to improve your communication skills.
• Your eyes hurt from studying engineering textbooks all night so that you can get good grades in your next exam and the master’s degree that you need for a lucrative professional career.
• Just dropped $300 at the mall to upgrade your wardrobe.
• You’ve chosen to read a long dense non-fiction book about some meaningful subject instead of binging on mindless Netflix shows.
• Avoid the temptation to watch internet porn.
• Read countless Pubmed studies to try to figure out how to fix your health problems.
• Have spent months learning a new language.
•  Eat your broccoli or spinach and say "No!" to all that tempting junk food.

No woman is going to say…

He’s just trying SO hard, I must have his dick in my mouth right now!

A very personal anecdote...

Years ago when I was living in South America I faced quite a dilemma in regard to birth control. I was dating this lovely 21-year-old Colombian university student...

During this historically unprecedented global pandemic (that’s putting all our social lives on lockdown) I’m really thankful that I’m married!

My wife makes self-quarantine pretty awesome…
We’ve been doing a lot of fun roleplaying during our “date nights” at home.
We have great intellectual discussions.
We’re constantly laughing and joking about something.
She’s helped me with my food prepping.
We read books together.
We do some biohacking stuff together.

Single people, those living alone or with roommates that they barely know have my sympathy at this time, it must suck! I know that the enforced isolation really would have gotten to me were I still single despite all the social networking tools and VOIP apps along with all the mental health, and “draw happiness from within” lifehacks that I employ. Meeting the love of my life wouldn’t have happened without my Secret Society Infiltration strategy for “networking” which I describe in my book.

I've been reading this book about Taoism and longevity...

So some people might hear Taoism and say: Isn't that like a religion? Isn't this a branch of Eastern Spirituality?
Yeah, it's kind of a religion, but it's like religion-light.
There are no 10 commandments
There's no heaven
There's no hell
Mostly it's a lifestyle system to live a long, vibrant life with some spiritual undertones.

One of the things that become pretty obvious early on in this book is that Taoism is basically like The Force from Star Wars - minus the lightsabers (unfortunately) and the celibacy (fortunately!)

Taoist masters over a very long time developed these counter-intuitive breathing techniques for mindful spirituality, tantric sex, longevity, explosive physical performance, and everything in between. This is how a Jedi would breathe.

In principle, breathing is a science, but in practice it is an art. (3119-3120)