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Why you must master your mind, committed man.

There's this misguided romantic notion of a man at war with himself  -  a man who finds himself often in the cratered and barbwire-strewn no man's land between high-minded principles, commitments made, and his impulses and baser drives. Our culture sees fit to elevate these men to great heights  -  think of the latest celebrity or politician to get caught in some sordid affair that totally undermines something they latterly espoused with great certainty to raucous applause.

But, this article is not about the endemic betrayal and duplicity of our leaders and icons  -  it's about risk mitigation in your most important relationship, committed man. It's about choosing the ounce of prevention every day instead of desperately needing a ton of cure one day. It's about making damn sure that you don't get a torpedo shot down your most vulnerable thermal exhaust port. When it comes to your monogamous commitment to your woman, be master and supreme commander of your mind, not an indecisive general manager that allows the bushfires of revolution to spread.

Yes, I've had my dick burned by scalding laser pinpricks over and over again for about 20 minutes...

"Why the hell did you subject yourself to that," you ask. Well, it was a surgery I had to undergo because I forgot something very noble and kingly that I once believed, was sold and lived a lie for about a decade - a lie that you might be really bought into, as I was. Is a laser-powered penis-cauterizing session in your future? That's up to you!

Yes, really.
You've heard that clubs are awful as places to meet women - that you can only meet sluts and party girls - "blenders" - at clubs. And there’s some truth to this stereotype but I met my wife, who was the furthest thing from promiscuous and who is objectively a better wife than any other I’ve ever heard of, at a club. And I'll tell you a little about how we met and what stood out about her, but as you can see I am in a beautiful place - Sozopol on Bulgaria's black sea coast...

This is kind of a special place for me - it's where my now wife and I took our first romantic getaway as a couple 4 years ago. And walking these cobbled streets again inspires me to share some lessons about frame control - which is super important in your relationships. Frame control is worth figuring out, if you're mindful of frame control and get it right from the inception of your relationship with a lady, the reward is tranquility.

From How to Be Cross Eyed: Thriving Despite Your Physical Imperfection — a mémoire and lifehacking manifesto

Marriage is probably the most assailed and embattled of our civilizational institutions.

Around the manosphere, we assiduously diagnose and bemoan all the economic, legal, and social forces that have so effectively undermined marriage…

• The feminism
• The family court system
• The insidious Hollywood portrayals of marriage
• The LGBTQ propaganda
• The general bigotry against straight males
• The boundless narcissism enabled by social media and technology
• The prolific promiscuity

Testosterone Optimization

It's no secret that there is a high causality between your sex life and your testosterone levels.
Erectile Dysfunction is a commonly known symptom of low testosterone, interestingly though premature ejaculation is also correlated to low testosterone according to a 2008 study of 2400 men:
"Our data seem to suggest that T plays a facilitatory role in the control of ejaculatory reflex. Both central and peripheral mechanisms have been advocated to explain this association."
Which indicates that it's factor in your ejaculatory control, precisely what we are trying to control here!
You may say: My testosterone is fine. I feel fine and have a healthy libido.
Well, this Biohacking protocol is going to be particularly testosterone intensive, in the beginning it may actually increase the frequency with which you are ejaculating, which has a high testosterone cost. So you are going to want to do everything possible to supplement your testosterone - at least for the first month of this Biohacking protocol.

Few men (or women) will experience, either in intensity or frequency, sex that powerfully infuses the rest of their life with zest and vigor.

I'm a man with significant breadth and depth of sexual experiences, thus this article is mostly for men but I include some biohacks and supplements that I'm confident (either because of scientific research, meaningful anecdotal data, or first-hand experience) will improve a woman's experience of sex. I'm hoping that one-day virtual reality comes up with a way for me to experience sex as a woman, which is a weird thing for a straight male to write, I'm sure it will be an even weirder experience!

The Inevitable Uncondoming…

Single guys, if you implement some (or all) of the sex hacks described here you're going to be having some very hot, passionate sex which tends to lead to unprotected sex. In my new book, Don’t Stick Your Dick in a Blender, I have a chapter, The Inevitable Uncondoming (which you can download here for free and read at your leisure), all about unprotected sex. Please, don’t underestimate how easy it is to royally screw up your life by inviting the wrong kinds of women into your bed. Good, yet naive, men routinely wreck their lives because they “stick their dick in a blender” — having sex with the wrong kinds of women. STDs, unplanned pregnancies, false accusations, mental health headcases, and divorce make chasing skirts a dangerous game. This book delves deeply into advanced social dynamics strategies and lifehacks for meeting and seducing a woman worthy of your uncondomed cock.

Book Review: Why you shouldn't tell her "You're beautiful!" every day 

We all know that you need to make an ongoing effort to keep the romantic flame alive in a relationship, that's why you tell your woman "You're beautiful!" on the regular, right? "Open Her" by Karen Brody explains why this quotidian romantic overture falls far short of making your lady feel seen, loved, and desired. The author is sort of like a female Roosh V (a comparison I'm sure she would just love). She tasted the rainbow of masculinity and defines seven masculine archetypes in this book - which isn't really "red-pilled", feminist, or anti-feminist. This book and its unique insights on men and women don't really fit into one of our modern culture war camps. My witty and pretty wife and I read this one together, and share takeaways in this podcast...

Gents, a WILD story about a husband and father who got royally screwed by his wife and ended up imprisoned...

They were Australians, their country was subjected to some of the harshest COVID lockdowns. Australians had virtually no freedom of movement rights at this time. People weren't allowed to go to their jobs. People weren't allowed to visit family. Small businesses were crushed. It was pretty bad. And this Aussie wasn't happy about all this - presumably, he was resistant to mandatory vaccination and being told he had to wear a face mask while walking alone outside in broad daylight. He wasn't like an activist, protestor, or journalist causing problems for the draconian Australian state, he was just a guy who wanted his rights back.

He ended up being visited by the police along with "mental health" workers and was detained in a facility because he disagreed with his wife on COVID stuff. He was a "COVID truther" and she was a "COVID mainstreamer" - and apparently she reported his dissenting opinions, through her "healthcare" employer, to the authorities. He was detained and subjected to a mental health assessment for his thoughtcrime. When he is released I can just imagine the tense, sex-less bedroom and domestic discord in his locked-down household!

Setting aside the staggering injustice of a man being imprisoned and accused of insanity just for disagreeing with the mainstream narrative, what a striking and grievous betrayal by his wife! You might think that during a time of such stress and uncertainty - being locked in your home by your government - she would have simply agreed to disagree. Let him think what he wants about COVID and try to just focus on being a cohesive co-parenting team. But, no, her television told her those wrong thinkers must be reported to authorities so that's what she did.

From How to Be Cross Eyed: Thriving Despite Your Physical Imperfection — a mémoire and lifehacking manifesto

Few men (or women) will really experience, either in intensity or frequency, sex that powerfully infuses the rest of their life with zest and vigor.
I’m a man with significant breadth and depth of sexual experiences but this chapter will include some hacks and supplements that I’m confident (either because of scientific research, meaningful anecdotal data, or first-hand experience) are biohacks for the fairer sex.
The specific supplements, Biohacks, and strategies for dialing up the hedonism on, well, your favorite thing to do…

Book Review: Cunnilingus is for pussies!

Being a Tantric husband, a cunning linguist myself, and ever curious about new things to add more spice to the Roseland bedroom, I picked up this book - the book on cunnilingus. And while it's well-written and informative, it left an unfavorable taste in my mouth.

I've never been very enthusiastic about cunnilingus, I thought, maybe it's one of those things (like salsa dancing) that I'd enjoy if I actually got good at it. The book does present a very thorough guide (and I'll synopsize some of the best stuff here), but it does so in a way that myself and many (non-feminist) men will find downright unpalatable. Consider the author's Cunnilinguist Manifesto...

“To her according to your abilities, from you according to her needs.”

Inspired, of course, by the Communist Manifesto, “From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs.” As a right-thinking man, I FUCKING HATE communism - communists murdered my Bulgarian wife's grandfather in cold blood - so we're not off to a great start. My aversion to cunnilingus is probably due to it feeling submissive, the same reason that women really seem to enjoy giving fellatio. I don't look down on men who love performing cunnilingus (well, I would if I were in the same room as them while they were doing it), but it was a monumental blunder on behalf of the author to cram a lot of his feminist inversion agenda ideology into a guide to something that men naturally feel just a little uneasy about.