M3 Bonus Content

The world doesn’t give a damn about your personal development efforts.

Some bad news for the single men out there: no woman will ever enthusiastically give you a blowjob because you…

• Have done 20 minutes of meditation every day this week or do Dual N-Back brain training to build mental muscles and be less at the mercy of your impulses and negative thoughts.
• Suffer through cold showers every morning just to get uncomfortable.
• Have been staying up late and waking up early for the last six months working on an Entrepreneurial project that will get you out of the rat race.
• Spend three hours weekly pushing heavy metal in the gym.
• Have been taking public speaking courses to improve your communication skills.
• Your eyes hurt from studying engineering textbooks all night so that you can get good grades in your next exam and the master’s degree that you need for a lucrative professional career.
• Just dropped $300 at the mall to upgrade your wardrobe.
• You’ve chosen to read a long dense non-fiction book about some meaningful subject instead of binging on mindless Netflix shows.
• Avoid the temptation to watch internet porn.
• Read countless Pubmed studies to try to figure out how to fix your health problems.
• Have spent months learning a new language.
•  Eat your broccoli or spinach and say "No!" to all that tempting junk food.

No woman is going to say…

He’s just trying SO hard, I must have his dick in my mouth right now!

I used to know a real-life witch. She made me an obscene offer...

I think I was about 22 at the time, worked at swanky nightclubs, drove a brand new Maserati (yes, really), and was going through a particularly rowdy summer (I'm lucky that I didn't get anyone pregnant!)

A critique of Sex at Dawn and faux-edgy non-monogamy

In this podcast interview, Christopher Ryan and Aubrey Marcus joke about being called cucks. This four-letter word that is so cavalierly thrown about on the internet has layers of depth and nuance. I’ll explain why many men call them cucks and why it’s a deservedly derogatory term.

They are discussing a book that Christopher Ryan wrote, Sex at Dawn about how humans are naturally promiscuous and non-monogamous. It has a pretty obvious message humans are animals and we like to fuck. We naturally want to maximize hedonism, minimize effort, enjoy novelty and we tend to be promiscuous.

My wife likes to peruse the various relationship Subreddits (which we've made some hilarious Q&A podcasts out of) and apparently, there are a ton of coupled guys (in relationships) out there complaining that their women don't like to give them blowjobs. They have to beg and cajole to get a blowjob (sometimes, even on their birthdays!) After we talked about this and shook our heads at the shoddy state of men and women in modernity, she expertly gave me an enthusiastic spine-tingling blowjob before bed.

So here I'm going to share how to inspire your lady to give you great blowjobs as often as you would like along with breaking down why she might be so shy in the BJ department. And finally, I'll hit you with much-needed tough love about what you might have screwed up resulting in your suffering from a dire blowjob deficiency.

Book Review: Cunnilingus is for pussies!

Being a Tantric husband, a cunning linguist myself, and ever curious about new things to add more spice to the Roseland bedroom, I picked up this book - the book on cunnilingus. And while it's well-written and informative, it left an unfavorable taste in my mouth.

I've never been very enthusiastic about cunnilingus, I thought, maybe it's one of those things (like salsa dancing) that I'd enjoy if I actually got good at it. The book does present a very thorough guide (and I'll synopsize some of the best stuff here), but it does so in a way that myself and many (non-feminist) men will find downright unpalatable. Consider the author's Cunnilinguist Manifesto...

“To her according to your abilities, from you according to her needs.”

Inspired, of course, by the Communist Manifesto, “From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs.” As a right-thinking man, I FUCKING HATE communism - communists murdered my Bulgarian wife's grandfather in cold blood - so we're not off to a great start. My aversion to cunnilingus is probably due to it feeling submissive, the same reason that women really seem to enjoy giving fellatio. I don't look down on men who love performing cunnilingus (well, I would if I were in the same room as them while they were doing it), but it was a monumental blunder on behalf of the author to cram a lot of his feminist inversion agenda ideology into a guide to something that men naturally feel just a little uneasy about.

Book Review: "Orgasmic Meditation" a sex hack for the attentive

In my curiosity about all things sex hacking, I came across this video on YouTube, there is a man and a woman, the woman removes her pants, lies down, and the man puts on a rubber glove and proceeds to give her a stroke job. Turns out this is called OM (orgasmic meditation), it's a way to slow down sex and enhance intimacy. The evangelist of OM is this woman Nicole Daedone, I watched a few of her presentations and couldn't quite decide if she was a hedonistic postmodern feminist or a profound thinker, so I read her book Slow Sex: The Art and Craft of the Female Orgasm. My wife and I tried OMing with mixed results, we discuss the book in this podcast. Listen up and stroke slowly, gents...

Book Review: The pro-free-speech case against porn

This book changed my mind about porn. I’m against poisonous, toxic things be they iatrogenic vaccines, 5G radiation, heavy metals in “health" supplements, shampoo-rife with endocrine disruptors, or porn. And apparently, a lot of libertarian kind of people are very resistant to the idea that porn is anything less than sacrosanct. So I’ll make the scientific and philosophical case here that it’s absolutely toxic and not speech by any coherent reasoning.

Book Review: Why you shouldn't tell her "You're beautiful!" every day 

We all know that you need to make an ongoing effort to keep the romantic flame alive in a relationship, that's why you tell your woman "You're beautiful!" on the regular, right? "Open Her" by Karen Brody explains why this quotidian romantic overture falls far short of making your lady feel seen, loved, and desired. The author is sort of like a female Roosh V (a comparison I'm sure she would just love). She tasted the rainbow of masculinity and defines seven masculine archetypes in this book - which isn't really "red-pilled", feminist, or anti-feminist. This book and its unique insights on men and women don't really fit into one of our modern culture war camps. My witty and pretty wife and I read this one together, and share takeaways in this podcast...

During this historically unprecedented global pandemic (that’s putting all our social lives on lockdown) I’m really thankful that I’m married!

My wife makes self-quarantine pretty awesome…
We’ve been doing a lot of fun roleplaying during our “date nights” at home.
We have great intellectual discussions.
We’re constantly laughing and joking about something.
She’s helped me with my food prepping.
We read books together.
We do some biohacking stuff together.

Single people, those living alone or with roommates that they barely know have my sympathy at this time, it must suck! I know that the enforced isolation really would have gotten to me were I still single despite all the social networking tools and VOIP apps along with all the mental health, and “draw happiness from within” lifehacks that I employ. Meeting the love of my life wouldn’t have happened without my Secret Society Infiltration strategy for “networking” which I describe in my book.

Yes, I've had my dick burned by scalding laser pinpricks over and over again for about 20 minutes...

"Why the hell did you subject yourself to that," you ask. Well, it was a surgery I had to undergo because I forgot something very noble and kingly that I once believed, was sold and lived a lie for about a decade - a lie that you might be really bought into, as I was. Is a laser-powered penis-cauterizing session in your future? That's up to you!