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In this episode of the Limitless Mindset podcast, you'll learn how to become a master socialite.

I share 13 lifehacks, tips, and tricks for having an awesome social life; how to befriend and get free drinks from the owners of swanky bars, restaurants, and nightclubs. Along with how biohacking socialites can eat and drink for brainpower. And this episode concludes with the badass story about how I discovered the ultimate cure for a hangover at 12000 feet.

For flirting, banter, and building rapport en Espanol during the day or night…

I had the pleasure of living in one of the sexiest cities in the world — Medellin, Colombia for over a year.

During this time I cross-trained learning game and mastering a second language, Spanish. I also spent time in Central America and lived in Valencia, on the sun-kissed southern coast of Spain, which (by the way) is a better place to pick up chicas than Barcelona.

In my book for men, I spill the beans on a bunch of relationship hacks to keep coupled life hot and sexy — and weekly sexytime roleplaying is one of them.

In this very weird year, I’ve been lucky to be self-quarantined with my wife. In my new book, Don’t Stick Your Dick in a Blender, I delve into a number of relationship lifehacks to keep married life hot and sexy. Weekly we look forward to our date nights at home when we dress up and roleplay some very silly scenarios…

Gents, I hope you’re not so naive as to believe that your lovemaking skills don’t make a difference in the quality of relationship that you can enjoy…

I also hope you’re not so naive as to think that there’s no room for improvement in your lovemaking skills and that your woman couldn’t find a better lover.

Module 1 of my new Tantra course for men, Master Mind Master Body Master Her

I’ll start by describing the first thing that men should NOT do if they want an amazing Tantric sex life, using porn.

Young Americans have this silly coming-of-age tradition; at around 18 years old they move out of their parents’ homes and rent cheap and completely bare apartments in bad neighborhoods and then blow their cash on crappy furniture and chintzy interior appointments.
Living around the world, I’ve learned that other cultures do this more sensibly; young people move out in their mid-twenties when they are more advanced in their careers or when they get married, and they often move into furnished apartments with roommates.
The experience of glowing with pride, sitting alone, in your new-to-you (yet funny-smelling) little apartment surrounded by a bunch of newly bought, cheap plastic stuff from Walmart is, as far as I can tell, a uniquely American one.
Many young Americans splurge disproportionate amounts of their income and savings on toys to show off to their friends who come over to their one-bedroom kingdoms; big-screen TVs, ridiculously overpowered stereo systems, guns, and massive collections of bottles of alcohol. And like so many male mammals, a young Jonathan Roseland was intent on converting his bedroom, in his tiny abode, into the ultimate seduction chamber…

Inspired by the style of Memoir from Antproof Case

It was a romance that burned hotter than most, which is no extraordinary thing - what’s extraordinary is how long it has burned hot.
Not all men (if they are being honest), can say that they’ve had a grand and all-consuming passionate love affair in their lives - that they’ve had a “love of their lives.” Most men settle; they find their partners in the space between lurching after the biological urge and compromising their values and standards to buy a bit of comfort.
I have had a love of my life - a star that shines so bright that it blots out all others while serving as a celestial beacon to navigate by to a mythological land of abundance. This is our love story, what we kindled now burns hotter than ever.

So you score a date with a hottie, and she actually shows up, you get drinks or coffee together at a cafe. But you struggle to find anything really stimulating to discuss. You’re a bit nervous and run out of things to say. There are awkward silences. You lose her attention as she begins playing on her smartphone. After about an hour, she says, “Well, I’ve got something to do. Nice to meet you [fake smile].”
And she walks right out of your life. OPPORTUNITY LOST. You kick yourself thinking, What the hell did I do wrong? She seemed excited to meet me for a date, I thought there would be instant “chemistry,” but there was none…

Liberal Epicenter vs Traditional Gender Roles Bastion

After years in the pickup Shangrila of Medellín, Colombia, I made a big move to Berlin, Germany, a city supposedly at the forefront of the decline of Western society. According to the manosphere, it’s the heart of the beast of European progressivism and feminism. I wrote about Berlin on Facebook:

“The liberal-hipster culture of the city is very politically correct but at the same time blase and apathetic. So I haven’t found many people I could really connect intellectually with… As far as the fairer sex; it’s a very diverse city with a ton of immigrants so you could definitely taste the rainbow here. However, Berlin is all about the "not giving a fuck" attitude, especially amongst young people, which means women are NOT very feminine in appearance or behavior.”

My wife likes to peruse the various relationship Subreddits (which we've made some hilarious Q&A podcasts out of) and apparently, there are a ton of coupled guys (in relationships) out there complaining that their women don't like to give them blowjobs. They have to beg and cajole to get a blowjob (sometimes, even on their birthdays!) After we talked about this and shook our heads at the shoddy state of men and women in modernity, she expertly gave me an enthusiastic spine-tingling blowjob before bed.

So here I'm going to share how to inspire your lady to give you great blowjobs as often as you would like along with breaking down why she might be so shy in the BJ department. And finally, I'll hit you with much-needed tough love about what you might have screwed up resulting in your suffering from a dire blowjob deficiency.

You might be thinking, clubs are full of inglorious hoes! I want to meet a nice girl... Well, as I write about in my book for men, I actually met my wife in a club (and we've been happily married for half a decade now.) So don't be so closed-minded and read on...

Dancefloor game should ideally be a combination of silliness that’s going to add fun, joking banter, and sexually intentful dancing.

In the classic film Hitch, when asked about the dancing, the Pickup Artist (played by Will Smith), more or less advises his bumbling student, "no dancing." A lot of guys have taken his advice and simply ignore the dance floor.

For guys, having no car can really put a damper on your dating life, but only if you let it!

Like many young men, I once lost my driver’s license due to some small bad decisions and had to get rid of my car. Here’s how I kept my dating life active and fun...

I was interviewed by my friend Cahlen, who read my book on the Modern Day Wizards podcast.

I address the vexing question: how does a man meet and win the heart, mind, and body of a quality woman with good values - a potential life partner?

With 2019 passed the era of casual sex and dating.

Being a little dramatic aren’t we, Jonathan? The lockdowns eventually ended and life, more or less, went back to normal. -You might be thinking

I’m going to get into the risky business of making predictions, I’m writing this in April 2020 and I think that the dating game is going to be irrevocably changed from here on out. I’m going to break down in this chapter the strategies and lifehacks for dating in the COVID-19 era but first forgive me for a bit of philosophical preamble, making the case why the game has changed...

The world doesn’t give a damn about your personal development efforts.

Some bad news for the single men out there: no woman will ever enthusiastically give you a blowjob because you…

• Have done 20 minutes of meditation every day this week or do Dual N-Back brain training to build mental muscles and be less at the mercy of your impulses and negative thoughts.
• Suffer through cold showers every morning just to get uncomfortable.
• Have been staying up late and waking up early for the last six months working on an Entrepreneurial project that will get you out of the rat race.
• Spend three hours weekly pushing heavy metal in the gym.
• Have been taking public speaking courses to improve your communication skills.
• Your eyes hurt from studying engineering textbooks all night so that you can get good grades in your next exam and the master’s degree that you need for a lucrative professional career.
• Just dropped $300 at the mall to upgrade your wardrobe.
• You’ve chosen to read a long dense non-fiction book about some meaningful subject instead of binging on mindless Netflix shows.
• Avoid the temptation to watch internet porn.
• Read countless Pubmed studies to try to figure out how to fix your health problems.
• Have spent months learning a new language.
•  Eat your broccoli or spinach and say "No!" to all that tempting junk food.

No woman is going to say…

He’s just trying SO hard, I must have his dick in my mouth right now!

Changing your life and mindset requires exploring outside of your comfort zone.

I have a social experiment for you; it's going to make you the center of attention for a night, people will stare at you, and it's going to make people remember you months or years from now. It's going to make you bolder, funnier, probably even more charming, and it's going to cost you approximately $77.

Gents, many of the women you meet will proudly proclaim on first dates or on their online dating profiles to be: “Spiritual but not religious.”

It’s a very modern, cosmopolitan, mainstream thing to think about oneself that I wouldn’t regard as a major red flag of a “blender” — a woman that you should avoid getting involved with. But I draw a distinction between genuinely religious women and “spiritual” women. Organized religion and church attendance imbue some concrete morality, humility, self-control, and fear of the metaphysical consequences of sin, whereas a lot of Eastern and new age spiritual dalliances are merely dressed-up navel-gazing.

During this historically unprecedented global pandemic (that’s putting all our social lives on lockdown) I’m really thankful that I’m married!

My wife makes self-quarantine pretty awesome…
We’ve been doing a lot of fun roleplaying during our “date nights” at home.
We have great intellectual discussions.
We’re constantly laughing and joking about something.
She’s helped me with my food prepping.
We read books together.
We do some biohacking stuff together.

Single people, those living alone or with roommates that they barely know have my sympathy at this time, it must suck! I know that the enforced isolation really would have gotten to me were I still single despite all the social networking tools and VOIP apps along with all the mental health, and “draw happiness from within” lifehacks that I employ. Meeting the love of my life wouldn’t have happened without my Secret Society Infiltration strategy for “networking” which I describe in my book.

So you're a virgin. That sucks, doesn't it!

Believe me, I understand the frustration of doing everything that you think you should be doing to finally get out of the friend zone, connect with a girl you like, and actually have sex. I have been there and lived with that monotonous frustration of sex eluding me no matter what I tried.